dreams-0f-paradise

cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out
gifmovie:

Bunuel and King Solomon’s Table (2001)

gifmovie:

Bunuel and King Solomon’s Table (2001)

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

She’s a bitch.

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

She’s a bitch.

Could you imagine getting an apartment with the person you love. Falling asleep beside each other, and waking up to see that cute little dopey smile they make when they first get up. You’d never have a bad start to your day, because they’d be the perfect start.

not texting back is only okay when I do it

veganasana:

faeriepools:

Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Rub your belly when it is full. Stroke your soft skin. Hug yourself, even if it’s silly, because it feels nice. Pleasure yourself. Do not touch your body with bad intentions. Do not pinch at the fat on your stomach. Do not scratch at your skin. Do not hate the shell you’re encased in.

I fucking love this.